Are Pseudos Being Screened In Standard Urine Tests?


You wouldn't necessarily think of a nasal decongestant as being the source of a drug problem, but pseudos are proof positive that if someone wants a buzz bad enough, they'll find some way to achieve it. But before we get into how pseudos are abused, let's back up a bit and look at what they are. Pseudoephedrine is one of the most widely used drugs in the world today. The number of medications that lean on it is long and reads like a who's who of cold and flu medications...

  • Allegra
  • Sinutab
  • Benadryl
  • Rhinos SR
  • Aleve D
  • Mucinex D
  • Zephrex D
  • Claritin
  • Congestal
  • Sudafed

Pseudos work by constricting the blood vessels of the nasal cavity thereby relieving the pressure that comes with the cold or flu and allowing you to breathe more or less freely. How could something like that be a contributor to the nation’s drug problem? Let’s find out.

From Nasal Spray to Illicit Drug

By the early 1970s amphetamines had become a common street drug used by college students cramming for exams and distributed by a loose network of truck drivers and motorcycle gangs. In 1980, however, the federal government established controls on a compound called phenyl-2 propanone, which was an essential ingredient in the manufacturing of illicit amphetamines.

As a result, the good chefs who worked for the biker gangs had to put on their thinking caps.

nasal spray

What they discovered was that every day OTC cold remedies containing ephedrine could be quickly reduced to methamphetamine - known these days as "crystal meth," "meth" or just "crystal." Not only that, but this crystal meth was typically twice as potent as the amphetamines they had been selling. The biker gangs soon cut a deal with Mexican drug banditos to supply them with ephedrine, and the business took off. When others realized how easy it was to create meth from pseudos home labs began popping up left and right using both OTC cold medicines and things like acetone and battery acid as ingredients.

Who Has to Worry About Testing Positive for Pseudos?

worrying about the drug test

Now that we have some idea why the government and law enforcement seem so fixated on making formerly over the counter medicines like Sudafed difficult to get, the next logical question is "Who has to worry about testing positive for pseudos?" If the company you work for typically employs a standard 5-panel drug test, it won't be looking specifically for pseudos. That's the good news. The bad news is that pseudos have a nasty habit of ringing up false positives for amphetamines, which could put you in a very tight spot. Add to that concerns companies have about the addictive qualities of pseudoephedrine itself and admitting your false positive was caused by pseudos may not be the wisest move.

Pseudos and Sports Laws...

If there’s one group of people that need to be truly concerned about testing positive for pseudos, it’s athletes. Both the NCAA and the IOC banned the use of pseudoephedrine years ago out of concern athletes were using them not to clear their sinuses but to get a boost before a big race. Today random drug testing conducted by most major sporting leagues and sporting events looks for pseudos as a matter of course. So testing positive can very well mean the end of a promising career.

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How Long are Pseudos Detectable in Urine?

time it will stay on your system

In most cases when pseudos are used in a normal fashion the drug will clear your system in 3 or 4 days. Those who abuse pseudos for whatever purpose can expect that elimination time to increase significantly, to perhaps a week or 10 days. If you’re facing a drug test at work or as part of a big athletic event, you’re going to have to make sure you either tell your employer (non-athletes only obviously) stop in plenty of time or find some way to circumvent the pending drug test.

What About Products That Claim They’ll Flush My System Clean?

Unfortunately, there are those out there who try to profit from the desperation of others. Plenty of them are engaged in the business of selling products that will allegedly "flush" ephedrine or pseudoephedrine from your system in as little as a day. Don't buy it. If you spend a bit of time researching ways to flush your system you'll find lots of people swearing they did it using sweat from tree frogs or eye of newt or some damn thing. What you'll also notice is that none of these people are scientist or doctors. Because people who understand how the body works know that there's no such thing as flushing your system.

Your Best Bet: Synthetic Urine

Without a doubt, your best bet for passing an unwelcome drug test is to submit a sample of high-quality synthetic urine like Quick Fix 6.2. Synthetic urine was made for drug testing machines because the companies that make those machines need lots of pee to test them with. Today it's used not only by testing machine manufacturers but by people with a need to pass a drug test who suspect they may not pass using their own urine. The product is readily available on the Net, easy to use and, in the case of Quick Fix 6.2, has a success rate higher than 99%. When people do fail a drug test using synthetic urine it's typically because:

empty specimen bottles
  • The bought cheap stuff from a head shop - Always purchase high-quality synthetic urine like Quick Fix 6.2 from a reputable online seller.
  • They mixed the sample too far in advance - Always mix the product as close to testing time as possible to prevent chemical breakdown.
  • They submitted a cold sample - The machine is looking for a sample between 90 and 100 degrees Fahrenheit. The heating element that comes with the kit is there for a reason, use it.

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About the Author Anna Miller

Anna is a content writer, blogger, and entrepreneur. When she is not spending time managing and supervising her business, Lindsley's Lumber, Anna creates content for her synthetic urine website. Aside from being an entrepreneur and blogger, she is also a pet lover, loves to cook and maintain her home garden. You can find out more about me here.

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