Ultra Pure (Klean) Synthetic Urine Review – Does It Work?

Ultra Pure

Normally I wouldn’t think catching a buzz at a party was a big deal at all, except that after one particularly debauched weekend I found out that I had to take a piss test for work. This had me stressed out beyond belief, and I definitely didn’t want my private life to interfere with my work life.

I did what any other internet-savvy millenial would do in that situation; I turned to the internet to go over my options and figure out the best way to pass the quickly-approaching piss test.

Every site I checked gave me three main choices:

  • Detox naturally. I already knew there wasn’t enough time for that. It takes different amounts of time for your body to clean itself out depending on what you do, how often you do it, and your natural metabolism.

    Even if you drink a ton of water on the day before the test and right before test, urine that’s too diluted sets off alarm bells. On the long end of a natural detox, it can take up to three months for your body to clean itself out from THC... so, next option, please!
  • Take some kind of bizarre detox supplement that promised to cleanse my whole body within 24 hours (yeah, right-- seems a little suspicious and almost impossible to me).

    Once I did more research I learned that these supplements can work, but they are most effective on the tail end of a natural detox, and should be used as an extra precaution, but you probably shouldn’t rely on them as your whole plan of attack to pass the drug test.
  • Become part of the sub club! Switch in some synthetic urine. I have friends who have tried it, and passed their drug tests, so even though I hadn’t done it before, I decided to go for it. It definitely seemed like my best and only option because the test was coming up fast!

Once I decided to use synthetic urine to pass the test, I was terrified that I was going to get caught. Being the studious stoner/researcher/dude with a blog that I am, I bought a few brands of fake piss to test at home with a take-home drug test.

I wanted to see which brands were easiest to prepare, I wanted to know I would test clean, and I wanted to know that the product would be easy to use under pressure. Ultra Klean and Quick Fix was the most talked about on forums so i decided to check them out.

What Is Ultra Pure?

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Ultra Klean synthetic urine has been around for about twenty years, and they have a patent on their formula, so they keep the ingredients pretty hush-hush.

What we do know is that Ultra Pure urine has a three-year shelf life, and can be used by both sexes.

It contains creatinine so that your piss matches up chemically with natural urine- they also test each batch to make sure that the pH and specific gravity are on point. Ultra Pure also contains uric acid, which is a big selling point for them, but may actually be behind testing technology (more on that later).

When you buy the test it comes with the bottle of Ultra Pure, a hand warmer, a rubber band, flip top cap, and complete instructions for use.

How to Use The Product

  • Open up the Ultra Pure synthetic urine and throw it in the microwave for ten seconds. Like all fake pee, temperature is the key to pulling the whole thing off! You gotta be sure that the Ultra Pure sample is 94°-100° F when you give it over to the test administrator/lab technician.

    They have to take the temperature of your sample within four minutes after you give it to them so anything out of that temperature range is going to get them suspicious.
  • Cover the sample back up, and shake it! That way you can make sure that everything is evenly distributed throughout the sample and that you don’t get any clumps or anything shady-looking when you hand it over.
  • Attach the included heat warmer to the cup with your sample in it. If you keep the sample under your clothes (upper thigh, attached to your stomach, or in between two pairs of underwear is a good bet) then it should stay at the right temperature.
  • When you’re in the room, before you had over the sample, make sure that the temperature strip is giving you a reading of 94-100°.

    Give it another shake for good measure, and definitely put in a little bit less than what comes in the bottle (make sure you don’t give a perfectly even amount. I’m just looking out for you here, my friend).

Does Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine Work?

The big question is "does Ultra Pure synthetic urine work?". Even though Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine has been around since 1997, and is still in business, it gets mixed reviews from its users, which is a big red flag for me!

It’s not very expensive, coming in at $24.99 for a 2 oz bottle, so if you want to try it for yourself you won’t be too deep in the hole, but I’d rather pay a bit more to go for the market leading brand with consistently good reviews (Quick Fix Plus).

On top of that, a lot of the other brands claim that uric acid and urea are the same thing, and that a sample containing either will ensure that you pass the test. These days, labs are testing for urea specifically, so while Ultra Pure contains uric acid, you should go for Quick Fix which contains urea.

If you go with Ultra Pure, you just won’t have the same peace of mind as you would if you knew that the fake piss you bought contained the real shit that labs are actually looking for.

QUICK FIX IS OUR #1 CHOICE FOR SYNTHETIC URINE


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When it comes to synthetic urine, Quick Fix is easily our #1 choice.

This product has a 99.987% success rate meaning that it gives you the best chance of passing your drug test out of all the options that are on the market today.

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