How to Make Your Own Whizzinator:
A Simple Guide to Doing it at Home
I get it, the Whizzinator Kit can be kind of expensive. You may be interested to know that it is possible to make your own kit at home if you really have to. This is of course not the course of action I would recommend, simply because of the difficulty of getting it right.
Let's be honest, with the issues that the real Whizzinator is getting with regards to leakage and failed tests, would you really want to build your own homemade Whizzinator?
The process of making one of these at home kits is quite intricate, and there is a pretty high chance of failure, which is the last thing you want when your job could be on the line. One of the most searched phrases online is "how to make a Whizzinator," and this is purely down to the increase in urine drug testing across the globe.
With all that said, let’s get into it and look at just how you can replicate the Whizzinator Kit for yourself at home.
Things You Need to Make a Homemade Fake Dick:
One of the key features of the Whizzinator is the fake dick that the fake pee is sent through. This allows the user to easily – with just one hand – direct and drain the pee from the plastic bladder.
Realistically, you will not be able to create a fake dick that has all this functionality at home, but you can probably put something together that might look the part. The material you use will be crucial.
A lot of people talk about using wax, but a more likely method would be to use some plastic, or a latex condom as a starter which can then be stuffed with other materials to try and replicate a natural shape.
You could then pass the tube through a fake penis. It is unlikely that you will be able to use this fake penis in the same way as the Whizzinator Kit, but you might be able to make it look somewhat realistic.
At the end of the day though, I would probably give up the idea of making a DIY fake penis and think about another way to deliver the urine, like simply getting a product much better than the Whizanator. But since you are looking for that information, let's get into it right now.
Step by Step Guide to Making Your Own Whizzinator:
Although I don’t want to be responsible for any homemade Whizzinator Kit that you might come up with, I am going to run you through the steps that I took when I first made the Whizzinator myself.
Pay close attention, because messing up any of these steps could really ruin your day when it comes to taking a pee test.
Here are the basic materials you will need:
- Clean urine.
- A thermometer.
- A microwave oven.
- A cup.
- Dental floss (approximately one foot).
- A condom or balloon.
- 3 inches of 1/4-inch clear plastic tubing (like you would use in a fish tank).
- A turkey baster (optional, but recommended).
- Two hand warmers.
- One pair of boxer briefs.
Once you have the components assembled, you should take the following steps:
- Take your clean urine, get it into a clean cup and place it into the refrigerator. This step is crucial to the success of the whole operation. Unless you can be guaranteed to get fresh urine right before you need it, refrigerating it is necessary to ensure it is fresh. Just the thought of asking someone for pee or storing urine in the fridge is enough for some people to give up!
- Next, take your condom or balloon and wash it thoroughly to remove any smell or residue which could contaminate the urine and lead to a strange test result.
- Remove the urine from the fridge and microwave it for just 30 seconds. Only do this if the urine has been chilled for a few hours though. If it is fresh, this step is not necessary.
- Take the turkey baster and transfer the urine from the cup to your condom or balloon. You want to get around 30ml total in there. If you cannot get a Turkey baster or another similar device to transfer the urine, I would honestly consider scrapping the whole project, as trying to pour liquid effectively into a balloon or condom is generally very messy and difficult. Make sure there is some spare room in there though – you will need it later on!
- Insert the plastic tubing into the top of the balloon, then take the dental floss and wrap it around the tube and balloon to hold everything in place. Don’t wrap it too tight though, as dental floss can cut into the balloon or tube if done incorrectly. Once the tube is secure, twist the balloon around three to four times so that the top folds down and completes the seal. This is why you left a little extra room before!
- Place your balloon and tube device into the cup and then activate the hand warmer, and place it alongside everything else in the cup. Maintaining that constant body-like temperature in the urine is really crucial from this point forward.
- Once you are ready to make a move, put your boxer briefs on. You will notice on almost all boxer briefs there is a ‘pocket’ in the front crotch area. This is a great place to put your balloon and hand warmer. At this point, make sure the tube is always facing up, or you will have a mess on your hands. The best bet is to tuck it up under the waistband securely.
- To force urine from the tube when required, you can press on the balloon. With this kind of device, you will likely need both hands for this operation.
If you successfully made it to the end and gave the substitute urine during a test, then congratulations! Although this DIY device can work, so many things can go wrong along the way that very few people pull it off without a hitch.
These steps are for males only. If you're looking on learning how to make a female Whizzinator, we would recommend just buying the Monkey Whizz. Seriously, it's not even expensive so there should be no reason for you to be risking so much to save a few extra bucks.
Give yourself a high five (or a pat on the back) if you were one of them! You have just learned how to make a fake dick on your own.
Is Making Your Own Device At Home Worth It?
As you can see, it is possible to make a DIY replica of the Whizzinator Kit at home, but for many, the process to do so is just too involved and fraught with risk.
The very fact that you are worried about a urine test means that you fear the consequences of a positive drug test result. So, there is absolutely no reason for you to be playing around with things that do not guarantee that you will pass it.
I have read many horror stories online were simply people mess up somewhere in the process, and they get caught red-handed.
I have tried both ways, and I now use the leak-proof and realistic-looking Monkey Dong every single time.
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